worstbisexual:

Bisexuals are actually only allowed to choose a chaotic alignment…all bisexuals designated chaotic at birth

funnyjoke:

sunnysapphos:

[ blows kazoo ] i love girls

egberts:

genietothemax:

egberts:

exestatic:

egberts:

egberts:

y'all i need $150 for an accordian at the thrift store so i can buy this accordian from the thrift store and learn to play this accordian from the thrift store.

my first song, accordian from the thrift store

what do you need the $150 for

an accordian

From the thrift store?

yeah it was from the thrift store

recentgooglesearches:

Wizards near me 

broblerones:

jingle bells 
jingle bells
jingle all the way
oh what fun it is to be
the one cousin who’s gay

recentgooglesearches:

Numbers higher than 3

mexicanokami:

bi culture is sitting on the floor, counter, or table when there is a perfectly good piece of furniture right next to you